Football Diagnosis

Relentless DribblerAgain and again, until you're throughFootball Diagnosis

Illustration for Relentless Dribbler

Left Midfielder

LMF-3

Playing Style

You take players on, and keep taking them on. Stopped, dispossessed — the next ball arrives and you go again, same as before.Small touches tilt the defender's balance, and you can leave on either side. The mere possibility that you might go is itself a burden on the opponent, and space opens for teammates because of it.Your defensive workload is kept deliberately light, buying you more moments facing forward. Sheer volume of take-ons is how you prise a match open.Beaten once, your feet don't stop — and the defender is made to answer the same question twice.

Ability Ratings

Highest92Dribbling
Second highest84Stamina
Stamina
84
Pace
84
Attacking Sense
76
Defensive Sense
60
Ball Control
84
Dribbling
92
Kick Power
66
Kick Accuracy
72

Dribbling 92 is the peak, held up by Ball Control 84 and Pace 84. Defensive Sense 60 says it plainly: this design is committed to the take-on.

What You're Like

You don't know how to give up: anything decided gets attempted as many times as it takes. Failure counts don't register, so it's usually the other side that folds first.

On the things you love, your focus is abnormal, down to distinctions no one else can see. Once you start talking you don't stop — but it's interesting, so you're forgiven. You can tell the same story with fresh heat every time, until the listener ends up an expert too.

On things outside your interest, the hands simply don't move, and that's where others carry you. The moods swing but never linger; sleep restores the factory settings. You admit weaknesses so readily that helping you is easy — everyone knows exactly where to stand.

The gap between your hits and misses is wide, and the audience rides every swing. But you're fun to watch, and somehow everyone ends up rooting for you. It isn't that opinions don't reach you — they just never become a reason to stop trying. And the face you make when talking about what you love is, unmistakably, your best one.

In the Mould Of

  • Franck RibéryFrance
  • Douglas CostaBrazil
  • Jérémy DokuBelgium